![]() 03/26/2017 at 19:54 • Filed to: SHITPOST HORIZON: ZERO CONTENT | ![]() | ![]() |
The Terrible HondaBroasarus Rex that has terrorized oppo is no more. Brian Silvestro’s death - being eaten alive by a machine - has been avenged! REJOICE ALL OF OPPO! FOR THIS IS NOT MY KILL ALONE BUT YOURS AS WELL!!!
![]() 03/26/2017 at 19:58 |
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Did you just kill Grimlock? Why!?!
![]() 03/26/2017 at 19:59 |
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Huh?
![]() 03/26/2017 at 20:00 |
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Well I was minding my own when ‘grimlock’ decided I’d look better with a few laser holes burned through my gut. So fuck’em! He even killed the two Carja guards that came to help, the bastid!
![]() 03/26/2017 at 20:04 |
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Hey man, I didn’t name these things. Talk to the Archaeology tribe and ask what the big deal is.
Actually I did kill one of these things, so I’m pretty strong. I could get to the bottom of it for you...if the metal shards are worth my while.
![]() 03/26/2017 at 20:07 |
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Now rip its heart out
![]() 03/26/2017 at 20:09 |
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I can’t. It’s a big as a smart car and weighs more than 3 2JZs.
![]() 03/26/2017 at 20:32 |
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Brian got eaten by a machine? Hmmm, didn’t know that :]
![]() 03/26/2017 at 20:54 |
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Do I want this game? I do want this game...
![]() 03/26/2017 at 21:30 |
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Could have had a LS. Also 2jz are heavy. That’s what an iron block gets you
![]() 03/26/2017 at 22:00 |
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Thanks for your efforts. I killed an Architect today, but honestly was mostly annoying (I’m enjoying Andromeda, but I really wonder who thought it was fun to have everywhere to have environmental hazards.